The Bill Belichick/Jordon Hudson story has officially reached the point at which new developments read like a game of drunken Mad Libs.

The saga that is the relationship between Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson is seemingly never-ending. After oodles of reporting on the matter from Pablo Torre on his show Pablo Torre Finds Out, fellow sports media figure Bill Simmons seemed to take offense to said reporting,

Bill Simmons and Pablo Torre embraced debate on Tuesday, battling wits beneath the gleaming lights of The Ringer's studio.The main topics of choice: Their recent beef and Bill Belichick's dating life.