All you have to know is it’s a parody of “Goldilocks and the Three Bears” and it stars Clay ... minus the porridge, beds and chairs. Instead, a plaid-clad, lumberjack-esque Golden Locks ...

We all remember “Goldilocks and the Three Bears”: the timeless fairy tale ... She proceeds to try bowls of porridge, chairs and beds—experiencing too hot, too cold, too lumpy and too soft ...