A word used to describe the current state of a departing poo. This term may only be used when the turd is protruding from your sphincter. Also known as "Touching cloth".

Origin: possibly from the movie Austin Powers, in which the character Fat Bastard remarks that he feels a "turtle head poking," suggesting that he needed to defecate. I need to find a bathroom - I'm turtle heading bad.

Feb 16, 2009 · Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell. "Hey bro let's move!" " Hold on a sec I need to take a …

vulgar slang To need to defecate so badly that one's feces begin to come out through the anus involuntarily. I need to find a bathroom now—I'm starting to turtle head! I was turtle heading by the time we finally got to a rest stop.

Feb 16, 2009 · Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell. "Hey bro let's move!" " Hold on a sec I need to take a …

Turtle Heading is a slang term that refers to the act of defecating, specifically when one's feces is so large that it begins to protrude from the anus, resembling a turtle's head peeking out of its shell.

Jan 16, 2003 · it means that you have to defecate so badly that in the strain to hold it in, a little bit of it pokes out, and then slides back in after a few minutes. I can't stand up right now, I've got a turtle head pokin'. See more words with the same meaning: to need to defecate, poop, shit. Last edited on Jan 16 2003.

The term "Turtle's Head" is a vulgar slang term used to describe the sensation of needing to defecate urgently. It refers to the protrusion of feces from the anus, which resembles the head of a turtle poking out of its shell.

The term "Turtle Head Poking Out" is a slang phrase used to describe the feeling of needing to defecate urgently. The term originates from the visual image of a turtle's head slowly emerging from its shell, which is said to resemble the sensation of feces pressing against the rectum.

According to the algorithm behind Urban Thesaurus, the top 5 slang words for "turtle head" are: turtle, asshold, o ring, touching cloth, and poop knocker. There are 1142 other synonyms or words related to turtle head listed above.